Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman?
Because a woman who can’t even afford a washing machine, will never be able to support you.

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Why do women have smaller feet than men?
So they can stand closer to the kitchen sink.

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How do you know when a woman’s about to say something smart?
When she starts her sentence with “A man one told me ….”

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I haven’t spoken to my wife for 18 months, I don’t like to interrupt her.

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What do you do if your dishwasher breaks down?
Kick her in the butt!

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Why do you call a womens monthly pain a period?
Because Mad Cow Disease was taken.

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Why did the women cross the road?
Well thats not the point. What is she doing out of the kitchen?

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10: They have tits

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Why are women such bad drivers?
Because there is no road between the bedroom and the bathroom.

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George: Hey Sam, you wanna hear a joke?
Sam: sure
George: Womens Rights