Dante’s Fat Burning Inferno

You may have noticed that my last few posts have been humor orientated rather than angry.
Im not always angry you know. Its usually just constipation, and that can be easily fixed with a bit of Metamucil. It tastes like shit, but it fucking works. Cleans me out in no time. Which […]

“Star Wars IV: A New Hope”
1. “She may not look like much, but she’s got it where it counts, kid.”
2. “Curse my metal body, I wasn’t fast enough!”
3. “Look at the size of that thing!”
4. “Sorry about the mess…”
5. “You came in that thing? You’re braver than I thought.”
6. “Aren’t you a little short for […]

Am I getting stuck into ol Georgie boy too much?
Well, he is a tool