You may have noticed that my last few posts have been humor orientated rather than angry.
Im not always angry you know. Its usually just constipation, and that can be easily fixed with a bit of Metamucil. It tastes like shit, but it fucking works. Cleans me out in no time. Which […]

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“Star Wars IV: A New Hope”
1. “She may not look like much, but she’s got it where it counts, kid.”
2. “Curse my metal body, I wasn’t fast enough!”
3. “Look at the size of that thing!”
4. “Sorry about the mess…”
5. “You came in that thing? You’re braver than I thought.”
6. “Aren’t you a little short for […]

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Am I getting stuck into ol Georgie boy too much?
Well, he is a tool

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Why the hell has Snoop Dogg’s visa been declined?
The numbnuts who is responsible for this is Immigration Minister Kevin Andrews. He isnt letting Snoop in because of his his recent conviction for drug and gun offences.
So what? We are letting David Hicks back into the country and he is a “terrorist”. Snoop […]

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A police officer pulls a guy over for speeding and has the following exchange:
Officer: May I see your driver’s license?
Driver: I don’t have one. I had it suspended when I got my 5th DUI.
Officer: May I see the owner’s card for this vehicle?
Driver: It’s not my car. I stole it.
Officer: The car is stolen?
Driver: That’s […]

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Remembering those on Anzac Day. Thankyou!

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1. Leave the copy machine set to reduce 200%, extra dark, 17 inch paper, 99 copies.
2. In the memo field of all your checks, write “for sexual favors.”
3. Specify that your drive-through order is “TO-GO.”
4. If you have a glass eye, tap on it occasionally […]

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I threw up in my mouth today when I read that “It Takes Two” was coming back on. I threw up again when I read that Krystal Forscutt was going to be on the show.
You remember Krystal Forscutt dont you? She is from last years Big Brother. The one with the big […]

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