Dante’s Fat Burning Inferno

Tips and techniques for burning fat and losing weight

Kirsten Dunst Loves Weed. I love her.

She is sexy. She is cool. She boils my potato.
Hollywood film star Kirsten Dunst is a fan of marijuana and believes the world would be a better place if “everyone smoked weed.”
The Spider-Man 3 star admits to smoking marijuana and trying other drugs.
Dunst, 24, says, “I drink moderately, I’ve tried drugs. I do like […]

2 Princes. My Heroes

Prince William and Prince Harry. My heroes.
These 2 dirty dogs have been at it for a long time and why wouldn’t they? They are fucking princes for fucks sake. They can have pretty much any woman they want. They can do whatever they want. Who is going to stop them?
Sure, […]

Bill Gates and Hooters Chicks

See, nerds can be cool. Lucky fucking bastard!

2007 Gold Logie Nominees

The Logies are creeping up on us again. Who cares? Not me, thats for sure. I only watch it to see some of the younger female celebs with their cans out. I dont give a shit about the older ones. Who the fuck wants to see Kerri-Ann’s tits?
Anyway, I thought […]

Learn to walk

Im a fast walker. Considering Im such a fat bastard, I actually surprise myself with my speed and agility when I am pounding the pavement.
But one thing pisses me off. Just about everyone else on the footpath.
I know some of you fuckers are slower than me, and Im cool with that. However, […]

Happy Fucking Easter!


ATM’s: An Idiots Kryptonite

Why do so many people have problems when it comes to using an ATM?
ATM’s are an idiots kryptonite. They suddenly become disabled to the ATMs awesome power.
It really shits me when I am standing behind some knobjockey who has no idea when it comes to using an ATM. For fucks sake, its not […]

Tsunami - The wave that cried wolf

LOOK OUT!! A FUCKING TSUNAMI IS COMING!!
Yep, a tsunami happened today. About 12 light years away from Australia’s east coast. And everyone here fucking panicked.
Is Tsunami the word that sends us running for cover now? OK, I know a fuckload of people died in the tsunami that hit a couple of years […]

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