The girls at Kia are HOT!

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Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman?
Because a woman who can’t even afford a washing machine, will never be able to support you.
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Why do women have smaller feet than men?
So they can stand closer to the kitchen sink.
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How do you know when a woman’s about to say something smart?
When […]

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The Peel Hotel in Sydney has won a court case which allows them to ban straight guys and women from entering the pub. This is fucked. Completely fucked. Dont get me wrong, Im all for gay rights, gay marriage etc. But this is shit.
If the roles were reversed and gays were banned from […]

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Thought I’d post some of the hot chicks on Neighbours. This includes Nicky Whelan, Caitlin Stasey, Stephanie McIntosh and Pippa Black. I like to picture them in a mass lesbian orgy and Im in the corner with a big jar of Vaseline and a box of King Size tissues. Dont you?
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Talk about “no talent”. Dermie on Getaway is so bland, so boring, so shit. Yes, Dermie could play football. And sure he is a fucking tough nut and I would never pick a fight with him. He would tear me apart. But now that Channel 9 has lost the footy rights […]

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Hot pics of Avril from Blender Magazine. Avril really boils my potato. Mmmmmmm……

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I hate getting those letters from the banks saying that I have been pre-approved for a credit card. I just need to fill out the application and send it back in the pre-paid envelope and I will have my new credit card in a few days.
I get these things all the time. ALL […]

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