Dante’s Fat Burning Inferno

Last night I watched the biggest piece of shit ever. Epic Movie. Fuck, this was a load of pig shit. The plot was fucking weak, the casting was shit, everything about it was, basically, shit.
I was expecting this movie to actually be funny. It wasnt. I have done funnier farts.
In […]

I just got back from Canberra yesterday, and fuck me it’s cold over there. Its only fucking May and I was freezing my balls off. In fact, on the day we left they were forecasting snow. SNOW??!!?? Already?
I did like Canberra, despite the cold. It could get boring living there […]

Is Eddie dying? Is there something wrong with him? Last week he stood down as President of the Collingwood Football Club and today he quit as CEO of Channel 9.
Something is going on, but Im not sure what….
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He is either:
Dying
Gonna be CEO of the new Packer Casino
Moving Overseas
Going into the Big Brother house
Doing […]

Suckers!
Im going on holidays, so there wont be any posts for a few days.
Maybe Tuesday is when I make my next post. Maybe it will be Wednesday. Who knows.
You’ll just have to deal with it, fuckers!
Ciao!

Last night as I lay sleeping
I died or so it seemed,
Then I went to heaven
But only in my dream
Up there St Peter met me
Standing at the pearly gates,
He said “I must check your record
Please stand here and wait.”
He turned and said “Your record
Is covered with terrible flaws,
On earth I see you rallied
For every losing cause.”
I […]

Kate Ritchie won the Gold Logie this year. Congrats Kate. You have nice boobs.
Since winning the Gold, she is now co-host on It Takes Two. I hate this show. It drives me up the fucking wall, but for my loyal readers I watch it to tell you how bad it is.
Firstly, none […]

Byron Pickett from The Melbourne Demons has been suspended and fined for texting his coach, Neale Daniher, that he was too hungover to play football on the weekend.
Now, this takes some big balls! How many times have you wanted to call in sick because you were too hungover from a big night? I […]