I have three dogs and I was buying a large bag of Meaty Bites at Big W and standing in line at the check out.
The woman behind me asked if I had a dog.
On impulse, I told her that no, I was starting The Meaty Bites Diet again, although I probably shouldn’t because I’d ended […]

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About 2 years ago I went to New York. Big Deal. My partner and I decided we wanted to go see Conan O’Brien. The guy is fucking funny and we thought it would be cool to go see his show. Problem was we had no tickets, but we knew how to […]

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A skinny little white guy goes into an elevator, looks up and sees this BIG African American guy standing next to him. The big guy sees the little guy staring at him, looks down and says: “7 feet tall, 350 pounds, 20 inch penis, 3 pound left testicle, 3 pound right testicle, Turner Brown.”
The small […]

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She’s knows she’s going to jail!

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Australia should not be playing cricket in Zimbabwe. Who gives a fuck about our “obligations” to cricket? If I was in the team, I wouldn’t be jetting over there to possibly be killed. Fuck that shit.
The Australian government is also prepared to pay Zimbabwe $2 million because we wont go over. As […]

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Old Peter Costello delivered his budget yesterday. Isn’t it just a big vote grab? The Howard government are running scared because of Labor’s HUGE lead in the poles.
Pretty poor effort with the budget Pete! Wheres the tax break for our friends in the adult entertainment industry? What about fixing up our […]

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