I had the weirdest fucking dream last night. It was freaky.
I dreamed I was getting a headjob, but the headjob was from a ghost.
I was laying there, naked and looking down at my knob. I could feel the headjob happening and I could see my dick getting sucked like a fucking lollipop. […]

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Skanky, Paris Hilton is about become someone’s bitch behind bars. She has been jailed for 45 days after being found guilty of violating her probation for a drink-driving conviction.
The socialite said she did not know her license had been suspended when caught driving without headlights in February, yet she signed a document acknowledging she […]

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Jim worked in a carrot canning factory for over 30 years. One day he came home to his wife to tell her that he has terrible urges to stick his dick into the carrot slicer. His wife is shocked and suggests that he should see a therapist to talk about it, but Jim said he […]

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Why didnt this happen when I was in school?? This is a video from a school in Denmark where students strip to get the best spots in the school canteen!
Can you believe this? Stripping to get the best spots in the fucking canteen!! And this happens every fucking year!!

News Source!

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Yes! Finally! No more fucking calls at dinner time! The Federal Government has introduced the No Call Registry. You just need to add your details and you wont get anymore calls from telemarketers.
This means no more calls from Foxtel, Wine Clubs, Optus, India and so many more. Its fucking great! This […]

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I have a theory that I would like to run by you all. Dancing With the Stars is rigged. It’s a conspiracy by Channel 7 to promote themselves and their stars. Forget everyone else on the show. They have no fucking chance of winning.
My theory is that Channel 7 celebrities win. […]

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This are the guidelines to follow when smoking. It is by no means the ‘definitive’ etiquette of smoking your weed. No doubt the etiquette varies from country to country and we would love to learn your local customs so send them on in!
1. The person who rolls the joint, gets to light […]

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Apparently, Nicky Whelan who is the hot chick who plays Pepper on Neighbours is good friends with none other than David Spade. In fact, Nicky has been on David’s show in the United States. You can see why in the below picture of Nicky.
So, David is now returning the favor and is going […]

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