Christina Aguilera is about to arrive on our shores for a number of concerts.
What better way to welcome her than with an appreciation post.

I know she cant sing, and I think Peter Griffin sums it up best […]

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Some of my fans wanted to say hello to me.
Im so fucking popular with the chicks.

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Happy Birthday to Nicole Kidman. 40 years old and still looking a treat.

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Remixed and awesome

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Here’s something for young fuckers to do whilst you are still in school. When I did it, I thought it was hilarious, but as I age I realise that I must have been a little fucking shit.
Anyway, when I was in school I used to create “Cleaner Traps”. You know at the end […]

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Boozle.com.au has just been launched and I couldnt let this site slip by without all you fuckers knowing about it.
WTF is Boozle.com.au? Boozle is a search engine to help you find the cheapest beer in your suburb! Thats right, it’ll find the cheapest fucking beer for you.
Not available in all states yet, but […]

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I think Im in with a chance…
STUNNING actress Jessica Alba says she is up for a one-night stand - as long as the man leaves the next morning.
The curvy 23-year-old, who was recently romantically linked to Hollywood hunk Mark Wahlberg, likes the idea of getting intimate with lots of different people because she loves experimenting […]

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