Dante’s Fat Burning Inferno

Tips and techniques for burning fat and losing weight

Old Cunts Can’t Drive

I have a job where I spend alot of time out on the road. I could be driving all fucking day sometimes. The one thing that scares me on the road are old fucker’s who cant drive.
Old cunts should not be allowed on the road. None of them can fucking drive, let alone […]

Robot Chicken - Star Wars Feature Length

I posted a small skit the other day of this, now you can watch the whole 30 minute episode. Fucking funny shit.

Mark Philippoussis Reality TV Show

The Poo has signed on to do a reality TV show in the US and it has just started and it looks fucking hilarious. He thinks he is going on a normal dating show, but the contestants are 40+ years old. The look on his face when he discovers their ages is priceless!!
Naturally, […]

Natalie Portman Appreciation Post

I love Natalie Portman. She is fucking hot. Very fucking hot.

Star Wars - Robot Chicken Style

This is a classic. Best Robot Chicken shit. Ever.

Daryl Snores

The guys were all at a deer camp. They had to bunk two to a room. No one wanted to room with Daryl because he snored so badly. They decided it wasn’t fair to make one of them stay with him the whole time, so they voted to take turns.
The first guy slept with Daryl […]

Axl Rose Picture Tribute

With Guns n Roses touring Australia at the moment, I’d like to take a moment and reflect…
Axl has had a lot of changes over the years. He is one fuck up bastard and he ruined Guns n Roses, a bit like how Yoko ruined The Beatles.
Remembering Axl

Calling Shotgun - The Rules

This is a big fucking post about ‘Calling Shotgun’ when getting into a car. As I said, it is a big fucking post. Just deal with it.
Section I - General Rules
1) The first person to yell “SHOTGUN” gets to ride in the front seat.
2) The remaining back seats may be divvied up in […]

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