An elderly Jewish gentleman marries a much younger woman. No matter what the husband does sexually, the woman never achieves orgasm. Since a Jewish wife is entitled to sexual pleasure, they decide to ask their Rabbi. The Rabbi listens to their story, strokes his beard, and makes the following suggestion: “Hire a strapping young man. […]

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I cant believe I just sat through 3 hours of pure torture watching the finale of Big Brother for 2007 to see Aleisha win. They spent most of the fucking show counting the fucking votes because there was so many of them. The whole time I had to sit there and watch that […]

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1. Homer: D’oh.
2. Ralph: Me fail English? That’s unpossible.
3. Lionel Hutz: This is the greatest case of false advertising I’ve seen since I sued the movie “The Never Ending Story.”
4. Sideshow Bob: No children have ever meddled with the Republican Party and lived to tell about it.
5. Troy McClure: Don’t kid yourself, Jimmy. If a […]

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Two Irishmen walk into a pet shop in Dingle. They head to the bird section and Gerry says to Paddy, “Dat’s dem.” The owner comes over and asks if he can help them. “Yeah, we’ll take four of dem dere little budgies in dat cage up dere, ” says Gerry. […]

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This prisoners have too much time on their hands. But saying that, what else are they going to do?

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