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Hey Fuckers.
Im in the middle of updating the site.  Therefore there wont be any post for a short time.  Deal with it and check back soon.

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Wow. You fuckers love some of the shit that comes on this site dont you?
Well. I have taken all of your feedback on board and I just want to say “Fuck you!”
I run this site, I make the fucking decisions. If you want to see porn, then go look for it elsewhere, fuckfaces!
Why dont […]

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FatAussie.com was never supposed to be about boobs and porn. FatAussie.com was always supposed to be about shit that I wanted to post. But, I didnt. I let it slid into a deep dark hole. A part of my died when I did this. I was more interested in pleasing […]

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A man and a woman were sitting beside each other in the first class section of an airplane. The woman sneezed, took out a tissue, gently wiped her nose, and then visibly shuddered for ten to fifteen seconds.
The man went back to his reading. A few minutes later, the woman sneezed again, took a tissue, […]

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Do you remember Stephanie Tanner from Full House?

Well, she is all grown up….

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A young man graduated from University of Tasmania with a degree in journalism. His first assignment for the newspaper which hired him was to write a human interest story.
Being from Tassie, he went back to the bush to do his research. He went to an old farmer’s house way back in the hills, introduced himself […]

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