Ben Cosuins is nowhere to be found in the US. He hasn’t shown up for his rehab and was apparently picked up at LAX by 2 mysterious blondes in a Mercedes! FUCK YEH!
Ben, you fucking legend!! I’m guessing he has hooked up with Paris Hilton and some other dirty skank. And why wouldn’t he? His playing career is over here in Oz, so what better way to spend your millions than with 2 dirties and a fuckload of cocaine. Of course, I don’t do drugs. I’m a good boy. Well behaved. But Ben, that’s a different story. He is probably so fucking wasted right now, he doesn’t know if he is Arthur or Martha. He doesn’t know what that thing is hanging out of his ass. Is it a finger, or a tongue or a gerbil? Maybe he is with Richard Gere. Who knows! Ben certainly doesn’t. He is wasted on the couch getting a head job from a midget.
I do hope Ben gets better and gets of the drugs. This is the kind of shit you want to remember to tell the grandkids when you are older. That is, if you have any sperm left. It’s probably all fucking dead from the coke. Ben isn’t a smart man, hopefully he has already impregnated a chick already or someone got on to him and told him to freeze some of those little suckers, “coz you just never know…”
Hopefully he turns up soon and tells what he has been up to. Let’s hope it’s the truth instead of hiding behind some false lies. I want him to come out and say “I was having a wild orgy with 2 blondes. One of them turned out to be a tranny, but I didn’t mind. I also voted for the Liberal party on the weekend, coz I’m a fuckhead.”
Get well Ben; look forward to seeing you soon!