Why do so many people have problems when it comes to using an ATM?

ATM’s are an idiots kryptonite. They suddenly become disabled to the ATMs awesome power.

It really shits me when I am standing behind some knobjockey who has no idea when it comes to using an ATM. For fucks sake, its not the fucking hard, you dipshit. Put your card in, enter your fucking PIN and pull out the fucking cash then piss off.

I say, if your card comes out because you fucked up, go to the back of the fucking queue. You dont get a second chance because you are already at the ATM. There are people behind you who know what to fucking do. You should go to the back of the fucking queue and have a fucking long hard think about what the fuck you want from this ATM, by the time you reach the ATM you should have it fucking worked out.

Also, you cant swap cards when you reach the ATM. None of this checking accounts from 8 different banks. Choose 1 fucking card and stick to it. If you want to use a second card, get to the back of the fucking queue and start again.

If you have no idea what the fuck you are doing, then go into the fucking branch and pay the $3 for a teller assisted transaction. Yep, pay the $3 fucking bucks. If you cant work it out with an ATM then you should pay the fee for 2 reasons. 1: You are a fucking retard. 2: You are a fucking retard. Pretty fucking simple in my mind.