What Big Brother Promises, Big Brother Delivers. That is the current catch phrase being bumped around by Network 10 and the Gretel monster. So, far its been a whole heap of bullshit promises. I want to see Big Brother come out with some better fucking promises.

How about “Big Brother promises violent, throat gagging headjobs”? or “Big Brother promises at least 1 greased up super orgy…..with an alpaca”? Now dont tell me these arent better fucking promises than “Big Brother promises there will be no prize money” See, this is just a load of shit. There would have to be some sort of cash incentive for these half wits to go on Big Brother, otherwise why would they go on? To get a career on breakfast radio? To host some late night SMS quiz show? FUCK NO! Noone gives a shit about Big Brother knobs after they left the house. They are after some fucking money.

I know Big Brother, why not start with any easy promise? “Big Brother promises this years Big Brother will be entertaining”? Why wont you promise to that? A bit of a fucking easy one if you ask me! Chances are there will be no entertainment from the housemates this year. Just like every other fucking year. Yet, I will watch it.