Old Peter Costello delivered his budget yesterday. Isn’t it just a big vote grab? The Howard government are running scared because of Labor’s HUGE lead in the poles.
Pretty poor effort with the budget Pete! Wheres the tax break for our friends in the adult entertainment industry? What about fixing up our broadband so perverts like me can download porn at unnatural speeds? I need to knock out a couple a knuckle children every once and a while and I have to sit here waiting for the shit to download. By the time it’s finished downloading, I cant be bothered anymore and I end up getting the dog to give me a rimjob by smothering peanut butter around my chocolate starfish.
Anyway, ol Johnnie wont win the next election anyway. We have had enough of his IR Laws, his bushy eyebrows and his kissing up to George W Bush.
The only good thing the Liberals have done is ship Amanda Vanstone of to Italy. Its good for us, but those Italians are going to be fucked off. She will wipe out their entire pasta crops. Pasta does grow in crops, doesnt it? Amanda is going to come back bigger than a fucking whale. Perhaps we could send her off to Japan next?