Byron Pickett from The Melbourne Demons has been suspended and fined for texting his coach, Neale Daniher, that he was too hungover to play football on the weekend.
Now, this takes some big balls! How many times have you wanted to call in sick because you were too hungover from a big night? I know I have. But I would never call in to say I am hungover. I would make up some other excuse like “I have violent diarrhea and my ass is on fire”, “My herpes are really itchy and they are bleeding from all the scratching”, “My cat was run over by a steam roller, so I fed him to the dog and now the dog is sick” or some shit like that. I would never tell the truth about a hangover because I have little balls that have crawled back up inside of me since getting married.
You have to wonder how much he drank the night before to have a hangover so bad that he couldnt play. Byron is a fucking tough nut and built like a brick shithouse. Im guessing we would’ve sunk a few more than a regular drinker like me. But again, I am a pathetic little man who is drunk on a glass and a half. Thats why they call me “Cadbury”.
Good on ya Byron. Stand up to the man! Drink and tell em to get fucked!