The Logies are creeping up on us again. Who cares? Not me, thats for sure. I only watch it to see some of the younger female celebs with their cans out. I dont give a shit about the older ones. Who the fuck wants to see Kerri-Ann’s tits?
Anyway, I thought I would run through this years nominees for the Gold Logie and give my prediction of who will win.

NATALIE BLAIR
Natalie BlairWho? Is this the chick from Neighbours who had her face scolded with boiling water, yet it didnt leave a mark on her face? I could be wrong, but Im pretty sure this is her. She has no chance of winning the Gold Logie, let alone, a Logie. I just want her to get drunk, fall over and hopefully a boob pops out in the process.
 RACHAEL CARPANI
Rachael CarpaniAnother great opportunity for a boob to pop out. No chance of winning a Logie though. I didnt know they were giving Logies nominations to monkeys anyway. 

She does kinda look like a monkey, doesnt she? McLeods Daughters sucks big time anyway. Wasnt this show going to be axed or something?
 JOHN HOWARD
John HowardFirstly, I know this isnt a picture of John Howard the actor.  But you try doing a Google image search for John Howard.  This is the best it can come up with.  And I cant be fucked searching around the web for a picture of this nobody.  
Therefore, I predict he wont win the Gold.  Doesnt he host that Seachange show on Channel 7?  Boring.  But, he may have a chance to win because alot of old cunts fill in the Logie form in TV week. I think its only old pricks that buy TV week isnt it? Sorry John,you lose. Just like John Howard the PM. He will lose the next election. He is a fucking twat, but that another story for another day!
SIMMONE JADE McKINNON
Simmone Jade MackinnonWho the fuck is this?  No chance. 
Another tart from McLeods Daughters.  Excuse me while I fucking yawn…..again.
ROVE McMANUS
Rove McManusWINNER.
As I said in a previous post, Im not a huge fan of Rove.  I dont think he is funny.  In fact, I have done funnier farts.

But Rove has been through alot last year and the return of his face to our TV’s this year will have him win the Gold Logie.
BERT NEWTON
Bert NewtonGood old Bert.  Trusty old moonface. Bert has no chance. I actually thought he was dead.Unfortunately, Bert is NOT like a fine wine. As he gets older he is getting worse.  Dont get me wrong, I like Bert. I love Bert. But since his jump to Channel 9 he sucks. He hosts 2 terrible TV shows.
Berts Family Fued, a gathering of dumb asses who embarrass themselves on national TV with dumb fuck answers to “We asked 100 poeple…”

And 20 to 1, BORING. A whole heap of B Grade celebrities talking about boring shit. Bert counts it down and a little piece inside me dies.

I also question Berts child raising abilities. Matthew Newton is a fuck nut. Thinks he is top shit coz his old man is Bert. He also beat up Brooke Satchwell. What kind of man hits a woman? Fucking loser. Brooke is hot. Why was she with you anway?

Sorry Bert, get your fucking act together and pull your family in line. March into Eddies office and demand a better fucking TV show, after all you want to go out on high.
KATE RITCHIE
Kate Ritchie1 simple fucking word to sum up Kate. HOT. Look at this picture of her. She’s looking at me with those eyes
saying “Come fuck me Fat Aussie!”
Yep, she fucking boils my potato. These are some cans I would like to see fall out. Very tidy indeed.

Unfortunately for Kate, she is always going to be known as Sally from Home and Away. She should have got out alot earlier, but alas, she has left it too late. She is a fine looking chick, but wont win the Logie. Sorry Kate.

There is also the rumor of her and a sex tape. If anyone has it, let me know! mmmmmm……..
JOHN WOOD
John WoodNominated a record 427 times. Won it once.

How the fuck does this guy keep getting nominated? Is he even on TV anymore? Isnt he in a home with all the other TV stars you think are fucking dead. Like Don Lane, Garry McDonald etc.

Sorry John, get drunk on the free piss coz you wont be getting off of your fat ass.

Peace!

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