Talk about “no talent”. Dermie on Getaway is so bland, so boring, so shit. Yes, Dermie could play football. And sure he is a fucking tough nut and I would never pick a fight with him. He would tear me apart. But now that Channel 9 has lost the footy rights I guess they need to get him to do something. They are probably paying him a fuckload and he was sitting at home. Solution? Put him on Getaway.
Bad move. Very bad move. Dermie has the personality of a plank of wood. I get so bored when his big ugly head gets on screen and he starts dribbling shit and cracking bad jokes. And he doesn’t move. He just stands there like a rabbit staring into headlights. I just want to go up and slap him to make sure he is still alive. I see his lips moving but there is no facial expression, no hand gestures. Nothing.
Maybe its jet lag. Maybe its all the bumps to the head during his football days. Maybe its a lack of talent. Maybe he is just a fucking loser. Whatever it is, it needs to be fixed.
I will give this to Dermie. He is better than Joanna Griggs on Better Homes and Gardens. That woman is a giant and she is always sits with her legs apart like a bloke. She is Australia’s answer to Hagrid from the Harry Potter franchise. She kinda creeps me out.