Is Eddie dying? Is there something wrong with him? Last week he stood down as President of the Collingwood Football Club and today he quit as CEO of Channel 9.
Something is going on, but Im not sure what….
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He is either:
Dying
Gonna be CEO of the new Packer Casino
Moving Overseas
Going into the Big Brother house
Doing a Skase
Has genital warts that are distracting him with inflamed itching
Coming out
Accepted a job with a big business
Has become so wealthy he is going crazy like Michael Jackson, Howard Hughes or Hugh Heffner

Of course, all of the above is totally fabricated by me and is completely untrue, but Im sure we will find out soon.

Good Luck Eddie for the future. Can I have $1000? please?