Fifi Box? Yes. I would do her.
March 27th, 2007 By Fat Aussie in Celebrities
Fifi Box. Hot babe with knockers that could kill a man if dropped from a reasonable height. Her tits are like 2 zeppelins in a dead heat. I am mesmerised by them every time I see her dance on “Dancing with the Stars”. Especially last week when she dressed up as a genie. I just wanted to get in between those monsters and do the motorboat. How fucking awesome would that be?
As for Dancing with the Stars, I only watch it for Fifi. But some of the other shit that I have to sit through before she comes on drives me fucking insane. Especially Daryl. I like Daryl. I miss Hey! Hey! But he needs to stop fucking dancing every time the fucking camera is on him. He looks like one of the fucking creatures from Lord of The Rings. He looks like fucking Gollum.
And the other morons on this show. I fucking hate Tatiana. I was in a movie queue once that was fucking long, and that fucking bitch pushed in. Who the fuck does she think she is? She is a nobody. She jumps in the air. She is so shit at it that she needs a pole to help her get higher. Fucking cow.
Kate Cebrano: One simple fucking word to sum her up. Elephant.
Todd Woodbridge: Needs to come out of the closet.
Gay Cowboy: Funny to watch coz his dance partner is fucking spewing she got stuck with a retard.
Jamie Durie: I hate him coz the chicks love him. Why dont they love me? Im fucking hot. Im just a fat pig. Ladies, what more could you ask for?
Im sure there are some other fuckwits on this show, but I phase out until Fifi comes on. As soon as she is on screen, I flop it out and go hard at it. I knock out a couple of knuckle children, clean up and go to bed.
© 2008
LOL Love your work, Fat Aussie!
Right on about Tatiana - what the fuck? She’s like a mildly retarted talking meat stick with not much meat on her! Thanks, Ronald Reagan. You won the Cold War so how come we get dead eyed pseudo athletes like her?
On the flip side, Fifi is pretty hot and get this - funny! I think that Jerry Lewis said it once that ‘women are not funny - they are great at making babies but they are not funny like men’. I guess girls don’t need to joke all the time to get some cuz! I wonder how big her juggs are? Hmmmm. I’d say she’s probably a double D or maybe an F Cup.
Keep up the vitrial!
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