I threw up in my mouth today when I read that “It Takes Two” was coming back on. I threw up again when I read that Krystal Forscutt was going to be on the show.
You remember Krystal Forscutt dont you? She is from last years Big Brother. The one with the big fake boobs. And judging by this picture of her it looks like she has had more work done. She looks like Miriam. You know, the guy/girl.
Anyway, I read today this quote from Krystal: “Australia hasn’t seen the last of me, that’s for sure”. Oh, please, nooooooo. Why the fuck is this chick still on TV? Why is she still in our lives? Doesnt she get it? Noone really likes this whore. Blokes just want to stare at her big tits, but if you ask me she is a fucking butt-monkey. Whats with this new chin of hers? Is her face getting longer? or am I just going fucking nuts?
Hopefully, she will be booted in the first week, but she is up against more lame asses who probably cant sing either. Ernie Dingo is in it this year, as well as one of the Daddo’s who I thought was dead. Lochie Daddo. Im pretty sure he is dead and this is just another Daddo cashing in on the Daddo name.
Anyway, I hope Krystal gets knocked out straight away and she goes back to her so called modeling career.