Kate Ritchie won the Gold Logie this year. Congrats Kate. You have nice boobs.

Since winning the Gold, she is now co-host on It Takes Two. I hate this show. It drives me up the fucking wall, but for my loyal readers I watch it to tell you how bad it is.
Firstly, none of them can sing. Especially Ernie Dingo. He is shit.
Secondly, Kate Ritchie. She is co-hosting this show and she is terrible. She has no personality and looks like a stunned mullet. Kate needs to stick to “acting” with Home and Away. Not that anyone on Home and Away can act, including Kate.

I feel sorry for her standing up there next to the little racist, Grant Denyer. Its almost like Im watching Charlie and the Chocolate factory and the oompa loompas are talking to me. I thought that only happened when I got stoned. I just want to go up to Kate and shake her, slap her face and say “What are you thinking??!!?”. Get off, get off the fucking stage now. You are digging a hole and it is getting deeper and deeper. Your big boobs and tight body arent going to get you through this time.

Yes, you are hot Kate. Maybe you should look at doing a spread for Zoo, Ralph or FHM. But thats it. You will always be little Sally Fletcher, dealing with the consistent cyclones, kidnappings, fires, car crashes, robberies, and all the other shit that happens on Home and Away. You are the new Pippa. Sad really, when you think about it.