Here’s something for young fuckers to do whilst you are still in school. When I did it, I thought it was hilarious, but as I age I realise that I must have been a little fucking shit.

Anyway, when I was in school I used to create “Cleaner Traps”. You know at the end of the school day you would have to put all the chairs on the tables for the cleaners so they could vacuum or whatever they do. Well, what you do is set the chairs up so the slightest little nudge would send the chairs flying to the ground. I would place 3 legs on the table and 1 leg of the chair just hanging over. The cleaner would come along and knock the table or chair and the fuckers would go flying.
Another great tip to make this happen was to remove the little nubs from the table legs. Just to make the table a little bit wobbly.
I always found that the stools in the science classrooms were the best for “Cleaner Traps”. Stools were so light and unstable they were bound to fall over.
Now you kids run along and tell all of your friends.