Morons and Lifts
March 29th, 2007 By Fat Aussie in ZI work in a tall building. Obviously, alot of people work in this tall building. Unfortunately, most of them are fucking idiots.
What fucks me off the most is morons who cant work out lifts or have no lift etiquette.
Pay attention fucknuts, Im only going to explain this once.
When you are waiting for a lift, DO NOT stand right in front of the doors. There will be a good chance that there will be people who want to get out. With you standing in the way, how the fuck can we get out? Fucking move dickhead.
Also, dont try and get into the lift. Why do people who are waiting on the ground floor try and get into a lift when it has come down from the above floors without letting anyone out? Are you fucking stupid? Are you a fucktard? Did mum drop you at birth numbnuts?
Why the fuck are you stepping in when everyone inside wants to get out? Dont you get it? You are in the fucking way you stupid piece of dog shit. FUCKING MOVE! Its not that hard. The lift isnt going anywhere. It will still be there when everyone else has gotten out.
If you are one of these people, think about what you are doing. How the fuck do you manage a career when you cant even work out a lift?
Im sorry if I have upset people, but I know there is a heap of you reading this, nodding your head in agreement.
© 2008
i agree, the fucktards that reside in your building would do exactly this…
but…
next time i’m there - just for you - i am going to wait until you come down to the ground floor, then i am going to stand at the doors, push in, and not let anybody out. then you will ride all the way to level 17 with me. and i will fart.