Last night I watched the biggest piece of shit ever. Epic Movie. Fuck, this was a load of pig shit. The plot was fucking weak, the casting was shit, everything about it was, basically, shit.
I was expecting this movie to actually be funny. It wasnt. I have done funnier farts.

In typical fashion, Carmen Electra was in it solely for her looks. She was ripping off Mystique from the Xmen movies. So, she is basically nude and blue. She also did her little dance to make her look sexy. Just like she has done about 500 other times on TV and in movies. Carmen, its getting old. Its time to move on from this pathetic little dance of yours. The hair flick is no more. It looks like something from 90’s porn. I am actually starting to feel sorry for you. Soon your body wont be able to get you acting roles and you’ll end up in the gutter where you belong. Eventually your next TV appearance will be “Where are they now?”

There was also the MILF from American Pie. Again, surprisingly, playing a MILF.

I was watching this movie thinking to myself, how much longer is this shit going to go on for? Please end before I fucking kill myself.
I will praise it for 1 scene though. The full frontal nudity. That was good. DAMN GOOD. Im pretty sure she was shaved too, but I couldnt be fucked rewinding it to have another look.
Do not waste your money on this movie. Its fucked.