I hate getting those letters from the banks saying that I have been pre-approved for a credit card. I just need to fill out the application and send it back in the pre-paid envelope and I will have my new credit card in a few days.
I get these things all the time. ALL THE FUCKING TIME.
Then one day someone told me that it cost them sweet fuck all to print up those pre-paid envelopes, but costs them a couple of bucks to send them back with your completed application due to postage costs.
Now the tables have turned. They have to pay a small fee for that pre-paid envelope to come back? Interesting.
So here is what I do. I take the pre-paid envelope and fill it with junk mail. Brochures, Pizza Hut menus, and all the other crap I get in my letterbox. Then I send the pre-paid envelope back to them!!
It costs me nothing, so I take full advantage of it. I have sent junk mail to BankWest, Citi-Bank, Aussie home Loans and many more. Its fantastic.
Now I urge you all to do the same. They send you junk mail, why not send it back to them? If we all jump on board and do this, they might stop. The probably wont, but its still fun to do!!
5 Responses
Abuse
May 25th, 2007 at 11:35 am
1Good job sending them evidence of your felony mail fraud.
Fat Aussie
May 25th, 2007 at 1:40 pm
2What do you mean?
There is no way they can tracj it back to me!!
.edu Links
May 25th, 2007 at 2:10 pm
3How is this felony mail fraud. If they choose to give out a prepaid envelope there is no law that I have to send them back what they want.
I could just put a note in there saying I’m not interested, or Take me off your mailing list. What ever. They get to pay to read my response, I think that’s a great Idea!
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May 30th, 2007 at 1:48 pm
4Get your own material ass-hat.
http://www.thebestpageintheuniverse.net/c.cgi?u=junk_the_junk
Fat Aussie
May 30th, 2007 at 5:32 pm
5Oh good one dickless.
Why the fuck would I go looking for posts about junk mail when it’s something I’ve done for years?
Also, why the fuck would I come to your shit website? Is it your website? If it is your website, how do I know you didnt rip off my post “ass-hat”?
Fuck you, loser.
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