Dante’s Fat Burning Inferno

With interest rates increasing, stocks falling, people are looking for new wyas to save money and I have put together a few things you can do to help save yourself some moolah.

1. Surf the NetUsing the internet aint cheap, so use it at work. Pay all of your bills, email your friends, do your shopping all from the comfort of your desk. This way you save on electricity and your own internet connection at home.

2. Make phone calls
Phone calls can add up on the home phone. So, use your company phone to make those calls.

The first 2 are not too exciting. In fact, you probably already new them….How about trying these ones now.

3. Do a poo at workWhats better than doing a poo at work? You save on your water bill and bog paper bill. Plus, you are getting paid to sit on your ass and squeeze the cheese. Heres a couple of other tips. Install some good games on your phone. This will help stretch out your poo time to a good 15-20 minutes. Also, take home 1 of the rolls of paper. It all adds up!

4. Shower at work.
If your employer provides showers, use them. Another way to save on your water bill. You could also help save on your employers water bill by inviting some of the hot chicks from the office to join you. Just take your pyjamas to work and jump into them after your shower. If your showers are in the bathroom with the toilets, use the soap in the dispensar at the sink to clean yourself or lather up your hot, sexy shower buddy.

5. StationarySteal as much stationary as you can. Pens, paper, erasers, batteries, pins, sticky notes. And dont steal 1 at a time. Take a whole packet. Instead of refilling the photocopier with a ream of paper, take it home.

6. Milk, Coffee, Tea
Alot of work places now days provide milk, tea and coffee. Take it. Take it all. Just pop one of those milk cartons in your backpack on the way out. Fuck going to the shop on the way home. Grab a handfull of tea bags too. When you make a coffee, take your cup to the kitchen and just fill it right up with coffee granules. Go back to your desk and pour it all into that handy tupperware container you bought from home.

7. Furniture
Need a new chair for your desk at home. Just take yours from work home. Just wait till everyone has left the office and make it yours. Dont just take a chair, take the file cabinet, shelving, roll up some carpet, the nice painting in your office (or someone elses office), curtains, blinds, your computer, clocks, doors. I could go on and on.

8. Pet Food.
Some people have fish on their desks. What better way to feed your cat at home?

If you have anything you can suggest to help save cash, let us all know below!

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