Rumor is that the Spice Girls are getting back together. I guess I know the first question on everyone’s lips is, “Why?”
I’m asking the same question and I cannot come up with a clear answer. Surely they are all making money as individuals aren’t they?

Victoria (Posh Spice) doesn’t need to work. She married the dumbest soccer player on the planet and he makes a fuckload of money. Maybe she wants to start working again because David is driving her up the wall with his low IQ. Sure he can play soccer, but Ive shitted out turds with a higher IQ.

Emma (Baby Spice). Is she working in a brothel now?

Geri (Ginger Spice) is working in the whole “adult entertainment industry” now isn’t she? Isn’t she making enough cash by sucking cock in front of a camera? What? That was before she was a Spice Girl? Well, she must be the pushing for the reunion then…

Mel (Scary Spice) has just had Eddie Murphy’s baby. He will be supporting her for the rest of his life now. Why the fuck did Eddie fuck Scary Spice? Must be some sort of crazy fetish he had going on. Sick bastard.

Mel (Sporty Spice) needs the reunion to happen, but I’m not sure if they will take her back. The band is called “Spice Girls” after all. And, well, she is a man.

Spice Girls, the honeymoon is over. There is no room for you anymore, we have The Pussycat Dolls now and they smell like sweaty vagina’s.