I just got back from Canberra yesterday, and fuck me it’s cold over there. Its only fucking May and I was freezing my balls off. In fact, on the day we left they were forecasting snow. SNOW??!!?? Already?
I did like Canberra, despite the cold. It could get boring living there though. Its just a big lake and a heap of memorials. Not too exciting at all. However, there is loads of porn. Tons of it. It must be for all the lonely politicians who are missing there partners and are too cheap to get themselves a hooker for the night.